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*Madskillz18*

First time ever going to one. Initially I was overjoyed. The concept is so cool. They place a card on your table, one side red and the other side green. Red, of course, means stop. Green means go. When the card is green server after server come to your table offering you all types of meat on swords, and they cut it right there for you. It's like a restaurant for manly men. I half expected to see vikings and pirates in the restaurant as customers. As a meat eater I could ask for no better paradise.
I underestimated my greed. I ate more meat than any normal man should........and now I'm feeling the effects of it.


*flushes toilet*

You win this round Brazilian restaurant. I'll see you in three months for round 2 bitch!